Look up in the sky! It's a bird, It's a plane, No...It's God!!!

Hmph...Hay everyone, I'm Kat! So i picked this font (Verdana) over Georgia because I hate the name Georgia. It does nothing for me, it's way to plain. Ugh anyway I'm so damn sleepy right now, yet I'm up blogging. Whateve! It's my life right? yeah that's what I thought. i refuse to go into great detail about my days, that just tends to get boring...I think. But i will touch on certain aspects of my day. Like today for example this child today (I work with children) tells me "I just saw God" Me:"Wha?" Girl: "Yeah, God. Invisible God, you can't see him but i saw an outline in white up there." So I just replied with "Oh? yeaaaaaaa...." and i added a nod. Like seriously wtf am i to say to that? like "Oh yeah you saw God? well i saw a hooker giving a blow job" like idk, i don't believe the girl she a true space cadet. most of the people i have encountered lately have made me wonder where the hell they are getting the dope from and why i wasn't invited to dope party. Makes me feel a little left out (i hate that feeling).
So speaking of hooking, how does one jump on that business. Like can i google a pimp? b/c i need money, and yeah i know I'm fat but hay that works for some people....right? i believe it does, if not my past lovers have been missing 2 of their 5 senses (sight and touch). It's just like every time i turn around i have to pay something (i hate being an adult). i really just want to lose 50 pounds and marry rich, pop out some kids and spends my days doing fun shyt like photography, or knitting (I'm so serious). Whateve! It's just a thought...i guess, i mean i like sex and i just want to make a few bucks to pay off my loans and buy me shyt...
So I'm thinking i want a boy friend....or maybe not idk. i think i just might be bored...i get like that sometimes...eh i want some noodles. But i believe i have commitment issues, I'm a pusher (not the drug kind). I can make u hate me before u love me....shyt just happens that way idk why. My nose is killing me...I have some crazy allergies (I'm allergic to flowers, dogs, cats, and bull shyt). Ugh plus I have asthma (I'm a horrible speller), I'm just a walking time bomb, ANNNND my stomach is razzed. So i hope i don't sneeze to hard because I'm sure to shyt my pants...and that would be so far from cute...
Ho hum...I think I'm gonna shower now, but i think it's gross to get in the bed after you've been outside for 9 hours straight. Ya know it's just gross...then i think I'll get my ass in the bed...
Good night...You can love me always and forever (YCLMAF), because i know you will...