It's 9:05pm and I'm half way through my second 1 pint and 8fl oz of a Smirnoff, while watching Forrest Gump...alone of course (i said that last part for attention lol). Now i love this movie for some reason i can't figure out why but I just do. And I realized every time someone asks me what my favorite movies are, and i name this one movie, they ask me why...And you know i can never really answer them. It's just something about this movie, it doesn't make me sad or happy it just...it's just good. i guess it has all your key components of a good movie, love, retards, and a decent throwback sound track (in my opinion). it makes me wanna go to war and fight for this wonderful country i live in and show m appreciation for being allowed to be a "black" person (you know because of slavery and shyt). Ok, I'm lying not only would i not join and fight, but my fat ass would prob pass out the first day...in my sleep. I would make it the whole day because I'm strange like that, but i would prob have an ashtma attack in my sleep, while having a sex dream of course.
So before I stumbled across my favorite movie of all time i was watching the show Big Brother for 5 minutes. and you know what? i have no fucking clue what that show is about. All I saw was one man teasing another then the other guy going into the confessional to cry. and i don't mean a few boo-hoo, i mean he was crying like someone stab his mother then gave him syphilis. apparently he missed his wife, I'm not sure if she was dead or just back at home. whatever it was his tears were hilarious, i mean he was about 35 and crying like a bitch (i thought it was funny). Then apparently there is a recap show of some sort but it's live and it happens after a week after each show or something...i don't know! it was confusing as hell, and i lost all interest when i saw the 45 year old host with a baby bump. like seriously? your kid is gonna be so retarded, Or if not she's really 30 and she looks old which means she must have used ALOT of meth (or coke). Oh! and apparently they are up to Big Brother 11!?!?!? how? if the show consist of the shyt i saw today then someone is sucking maaajooooooor cock to keep this on T.V. UGH! then i change the channel to that new lindsy (sp?) lohan fake pregnant shyt.....and i think i saw my brain cells literally pack their shyt in tiny suitcases and walk the fuck out of my head.
The only interesting T.V. I have seen all week was Real World, and that was only interesting because the one chick has a cutting issue, so in my head she was close to committing suicide. which made for interesting T.V. and plus the guy who was pushing her to further want to out herself. I didn't really want to see her off her self on T.V. but it would have made for interesting REALITY T.V. but hay who the fuck am i? I do honestly think i deserve a camera crew to follow me. all the shyt that happens around me is T.V. worthy (i think!). Well i think I'm going to finish this bottle and fall into a drunken slumber...
Good Night You Can Love Me Forever and Always (YCLMAF)...Because i know you will (most people do!).
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